[边看边学] Friends 第一集 1

水煮鱼 · 发表于 2007-4-20 10:47

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[介绍]
There's nothing to tell.
It's just some guy I work with.
You're going out with a guy.
There's gotta be something wrong with him.
All right, Joey, be nice.
So does he have a hump
and a hair piece?
Wait. Does he eat chalk?
I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.
Okay, everybody relax.
Relax. This is not even a date.
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
Sounds like a date to me.

I'm in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...
...and I realize I'm totally naked.
I've had that dream.
Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...
...there.
Instead of...
That's right!
That one, I've never had.
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
And it turns out it's my mother.
Which is very, very weird
because she never calls me.