学习之余，娱乐一下～～

程芳

史上最强的中国式英语

1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
7． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
8． WATCH SISTER
表妹
9． American Chinese not enough
美中不足
10． heart flower angry open
心花怒放
11． 小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
12． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
13． you have two down son。
你有两下子。
14． as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
15. Who dread who?
谁怕谁
16. Love his mother who who!
爱他妈谁谁！
17. Have a leg!
有一腿!
18. The King who is ****ing is the son of the king who has ****ed.
金正日是金日成的儿子.
19. Shout what shout all rock !
喊什么喊，都滚！
20. I grass,really he mother sutra !
我草,真***经典!




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