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Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.
Your husband
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His wife replied, after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some extras.
5. Other expenses: 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me. I have remaining 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next coming months? Please advise!!!
Your Sweetheart
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